just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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