I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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