After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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