is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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