I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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