Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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