how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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