im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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