i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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