Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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