so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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