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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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