question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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