Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
