Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
high people should be assigned attendants
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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