i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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