well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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