Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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