im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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