he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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