So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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