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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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