he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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