For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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