Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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