You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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