I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
cat food counts as protein by the way
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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