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There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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