I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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