a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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