in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We were destined to go to rehab together
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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