bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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