That's intense
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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