ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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