What a fucking waste of an outfit
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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