It's Friday. Sex?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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