My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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