if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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