you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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