Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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