My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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