he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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