My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
COCAINE IS GR8
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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