I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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