GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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