Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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