Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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