You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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