I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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