i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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