Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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