He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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