Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.