Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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