you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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