Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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