my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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